—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”
OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS
"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."
the angry deer is actually me
bucky speaks in english most of the time but when he gets truly upset he reverts back to rapid fire russian and he can’t switch back to english until he’s calm again
instead of feeling shut out and useless, steve starts learning russian
Natasha helps, but at first she interspersed the helpful phrases with dirty ones. Steve tries to say “what can I do to help” but can tell that may not be what he actually said when Bucky does a double-take.
this is gonna be me
I absolutely would if I could
i wish i could say this is my excuse for writing depraved erotica
but nope, i just have a lot of perverted feels i need to unleash on the world
I FEEL U BB. I FEEL U.
I just want to get some of my depraved erotica published, whether it’s for the cash or the feels. I keep looking at all my fic and patronisingly asking myself, ‘yes, Lauren, but when are you going to do something real?’
if youre down or sad tonight, watch this seal complain about going into the water and in general be a big baby
I legit don’t think I’ve laughed out loud in over a week, and now I can’t stop
"BLEBS BLEBS BLEBS PTPPTTT AAAAA"
literally me going to work
When my mother started doing physical therapy after her operation (several months ago) I sent her this video. Her exercises usually make her cry, so I sit in the room and make the reluctant Weddell seal noises for her. She says this helps.
This is literally me, as I procrastinate writing this damn memo.
Me getting out of bed in the morning. Bleeeeeerch…meehbleerp blerp.
if i ever fail to reblog this it’s because i’m dead
//cats & boxes
are you fuckin kiddin me
Kitties are kitties, no matter what size they are.
Pigeons wore old-fashioned, time-delayed cameras to take photos during World War 1! You can see the wing tips is some of the photos. It ended up not being very useful, and the practice was quickly discontinued, but it works! Read more
Also, 34 pigeons have been decorated with the ‘Dickin Medal,’ the medal given to animals that were of great service during the war!
Pigeon war heroes because birds!