Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
if fuckin lions know that rape is bad then so should you
The Wreath of Khan
iT’S REAL IT’S REAL IT’S A REAL THING
SOMEONE GO ON THIS WITH ME
SOMEONE SIT IN THE TURDBALL WITH ME
please tell me that is a goliathus goliatus in the back.
Seriously, though, am I the only one that thinks it looks like they’re playing that old board game Mouse Trap?
OMG THE BASKETBALL HOOP
My brain just went “…it must have been a slow day in the Price house.”
IS THIS CONDUCTIVE INK IM GOING TO SCREAM
GUYS TAG YOUR SCIENCE PORN
i’ll take option number two please
This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.
I was just talking to Blue about taking the language of the Bible in the context of the time period in which it was written.
i don’t know or care if this is true or not, because i’m always always always up for a new way to say DO IT, YOU WON’T
Hello Ye Cutest Arm Nubs Mcnubbycutes.
EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OKAY.